me: Dude, why are the Skylanders all lined up in the bathroom and staring at me?
him: *giggles* THEY HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
me: Um, why?
him: *giggles* THEY WANT YOU TO SIT ON THE PORTAL OF POWER.
me: I take it you are referring to the toilet?
him: *giggles* YEEEEEES.
me: And what happens when I sit on this “Portal of Power”?
him: I DON’T KNOW. IF YOU POOP, I THINK CHAOS SHOWS UP AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HIM.
me: And if I just want to wash my hands?
him: I GUESS YOU GET THE NEW POWER OF NOT HAVING STINKY HANDS.
me: Cleanliness is not a new power.
him: IT IS FOR ME.
Because everyone loves to be stared at by tiny people while they pee.